1 00:00:01,932 --> 00:00:04,486 Chicago winters can be brutal. 2 00:00:04,487 --> 00:00:07,661 They tend to weed out anything that isn't strong. 3 00:00:07,662 --> 00:00:12,080 Today's high was one, you guys. One. 4 00:00:12,081 --> 00:00:14,530 Does anybody remember the last time it was over 10? 5 00:00:14,531 --> 00:00:15,945 It's that time of year. 6 00:00:15,946 --> 00:00:18,017 I think my mailman has all my mail in his garage. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,121 Can you blame him? 8 00:00:19,122 --> 00:00:20,813 No. He'll get to it. 9 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:24,161 Shut the door! 10 00:00:24,162 --> 00:00:26,301 Screw it. I'm tired of being treated like this. 11 00:00:26,302 --> 00:00:27,612 I'm done with Chicago. 12 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:28,682 We'll miss you. 13 00:00:28,683 --> 00:00:29,925 It'll be quieter. 14 00:00:29,926 --> 00:00:31,996 No. I'm serious. Why do we live here? 15 00:00:31,997 --> 00:00:35,380 Look at Hawaii! It's 80 degrees there. That's like... 16 00:00:36,415 --> 00:00:37,553 Forty... Seventy-nine. 17 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:39,624 Seventy-nine degrees warmer than it is here! 18 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:42,351 Why aren't we all moving to Hawaii right now? 19 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:43,939 The humidity makes my hair explode. 20 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,251 There's no baseball team. 21 00:00:45,252 --> 00:00:46,666 The Brady Bunch went there and almost died. 22 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:48,530 I don't look good in Hawaiian shirts. 23 00:00:48,531 --> 00:00:52,568 Yeah, because you look great in... Are those parachute pants? 24 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:54,329 No. They're weightlifting pants. 25 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:56,503 Oh! That redeems it. 26 00:00:56,504 --> 00:00:58,022 Why don't you just call them astronaut pants? 27 00:00:58,023 --> 00:00:59,127 You haven't done that, either. 28 00:00:59,128 --> 00:01:00,818 Hey, it's cold out. 29 00:01:00,819 --> 00:01:02,613 Forgive me if I haven't been to the laundromat in awhile. 30 00:01:02,614 --> 00:01:03,717 Since 1989? 31 00:01:03,718 --> 00:01:05,236 Hey! They keep me warm. 32 00:01:05,237 --> 00:01:06,617 It's all part of my layering system. 33 00:01:06,618 --> 00:01:09,792 Long Johns, sweats, jeans, astronaut pants. 34 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:12,347 Dude, how long does it take you to get undressed at night? 35 00:01:12,348 --> 00:01:13,417 Undressed? 36 00:01:13,418 --> 00:01:15,004 Oh, Lord. 37 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:17,145 All right, come on, you guys. We can beat this. 38 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:18,525 It's just Chicago winter, right? 39 00:01:19,976 --> 00:01:22,184 We just gotta buck up and show a little toughness. 40 00:01:22,185 --> 00:01:26,015 Bobby's car doesn't start. He's not gonna make it. 41 00:01:26,016 --> 00:01:27,811 Oh! I'd rather be dead. 42 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:42,135 Shut the door! 43 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,964 And hello to you, too. 44 00:01:43,965 --> 00:01:45,656 Why are you in such a good mood? 45 00:01:45,657 --> 00:01:47,727 I'm every bit as sunny as I always am. 46 00:01:47,728 --> 00:01:50,488 Andy loves the cold weather. He always has. 47 00:01:50,489 --> 00:01:52,076 Come on. 48 00:01:52,077 --> 00:01:54,906 It's true. The colder the better. My body's built for this. 49 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:59,118 Look at me. I am descended from a long line of men who ice fish. 50 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,154 I've have never understood that hobby. 51 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,191 I never understood Hammer time. 52 00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:05,158 So does Meredith like the cold, too? 53 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:08,127 Oh, God, no. Which is another reason why I'm so happy. 54 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,405 She took the kids to her sister's in Florida. 55 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:12,648 I got the whole place to myself. 56 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:15,341 So you're all alone. Just like me. 57 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:17,205 Not at all like you. 58 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,897 But, yeah, shaping up to be a pretty sweet week. 59 00:02:19,898 --> 00:02:21,830 Not for me. 60 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:24,073 I haven't seen Bobby in four days because of the car, 61 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:26,524 or you can't find a cab, or my pipe burst. 62 00:02:26,525 --> 00:02:27,767 Ooh! I bet your pipe burst. 63 00:02:27,768 --> 00:02:29,320 Shut it. 64 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:31,426 I've never had a relationship last through the winter. 65 00:02:31,427 --> 00:02:33,186 Or the spring, summer or fall. 66 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,946 Hey, they say there's gonna be a warm front tomorrow. 67 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,190 If it gets above 20, I'm taking out the garbage. 68 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:38,260 No, you won't. 69 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:40,366 No. I probably won't. 70 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:42,161 Hey, maybe they'll move all those abandoned cars off the street. 71 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,093 Yeah, that ice cream truck has been parked out there 72 00:02:44,094 --> 00:02:45,854 since the first snow of November. 73 00:02:45,855 --> 00:02:47,166 You think the guy's still in it? 74 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,857 Probably keeping warm in the freezer. 75 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:54,311 Ooh. Ice cream. Who needs? I scream, you scream, we all scream... 76 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:56,003 Shut the door! 77 00:02:58,108 --> 00:03:00,248 And overnight, warm weather shows up 78 00:03:00,249 --> 00:03:02,388 and everybody comes out of hibernation, 79 00:03:02,389 --> 00:03:03,873 overjoyed... 80 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:09,912 Mine are clean. 81 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:11,087 Mine are dirty. 82 00:03:14,539 --> 00:03:16,747 Oh! I'm sorry. 83 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:18,887 There's no sorry in Hacky Sack. 84 00:03:18,888 --> 00:03:20,579 Well, then, I guess I'm not. 85 00:03:24,963 --> 00:03:27,067 Hey, stranger. 86 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:29,347 Hey. I am going to dip you now. 87 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:35,353 Aloha, amigos. 88 00:03:39,184 --> 00:03:40,633 All right, all right! 89 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,744 ...and a little insane. 90 00:03:57,961 --> 00:03:59,652 So you really bought a Jeep? 91 00:03:59,653 --> 00:04:02,068 It feels like spring, man! The warm weather is here, 92 00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:05,002 and I want to be in it! Huh? 93 00:04:05,003 --> 00:04:09,317 Getting a tan, toes in the sand, drink in my hand. Come on. 94 00:04:09,318 --> 00:04:11,836 And the dog? 95 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:15,150 Man's best friend, with me till the end, I hope I don't offend... 96 00:04:15,151 --> 00:04:17,670 Okay, stop. 97 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:22,053 This warm weather has to go away. Where are your sleeves? 98 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,402 He also bought a Jeep and a dog. 99 00:04:25,195 --> 00:04:26,782 I am so sorry. 100 00:04:26,783 --> 00:04:28,370 Oh, I love this little guy. 101 00:04:28,371 --> 00:04:30,096 Bingo and I are gonna have a great time together. 102 00:04:30,097 --> 00:04:32,271 Aren't we, buddy? Aren't we? Yeah! 103 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,686 Why'd you name him Bingo? 104 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:35,620 Because he can do this. 105 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:43,351 What a cute dog! Who do you belong to? 106 00:04:43,352 --> 00:04:45,698 Bingo! Uh, If you'll excuse me. 107 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:49,633 It's like the weather changed and his brain just turned to mush. 108 00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:51,324 Yeah, it wasn't much of a stretch. 109 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,707 Everyone's lost their minds. When will you people learn? 110 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:58,262 I saw you kissing some skateboarder outside. 111 00:04:58,263 --> 00:04:59,367 I won't tell Bobby. 112 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:00,989 That was Bobby. Where is Bobby? 113 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:03,198 He's running some errands. Aren't you hot in that sweater? 114 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:05,718 Of course I am! But this is winter. 115 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:09,515 This weather is gonna flip, and I'll be prepared. 116 00:05:09,516 --> 00:05:12,311 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home, 117 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:17,592 turn on the air conditioning and watch Ice Road Truckers. 118 00:05:17,593 --> 00:05:20,249 Well, in the meantime, want to go to the park and throw the frisbee? 119 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:24,150 Or we could open up a fire hydrant and just dance! 120 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:25,669 Don't you have to work? Are you kidding? 121 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:28,810 Nobody goes to the bars when it's this nice out. 122 00:05:28,811 --> 00:05:30,744 Look around! 123 00:05:32,021 --> 00:05:34,333 Yeah, I should probably go to work. 124 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,611 Bingo's over there laying the groundwork for me. 125 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,302 I like to let him pick which one. 126 00:05:38,303 --> 00:05:39,821 I'd prefer the curly-haired one, 127 00:05:39,822 --> 00:05:42,099 but I'm not going to question his process. 128 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,826 Hey, everybody. Hey, this is Heather. Hey. 129 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,310 Hey, how are you? Hi. 130 00:05:46,311 --> 00:05:47,518 Kenny's told me so much about all of you. 131 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:49,244 I feel like I already know you. 132 00:05:49,245 --> 00:05:51,280 Oh, that's nice. Who's Kenny? 133 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:54,422 You're hilarious. You must be Bobby. 134 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:57,632 No, I'm Mike. What? Is Bobby the funny one? 135 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:59,081 He's got a silly streak, man. Yeah. 136 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:01,498 You're Mike? Kenny never mentioned you. 137 00:06:01,499 --> 00:06:05,433 Well, smart move. Probably 'cause I'm rocking the gun show. Mmm! 138 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:07,366 Now you're funny. 139 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,815 Well, it was nice to meet all of you. 140 00:06:08,816 --> 00:06:10,265 Yeah, you, too. 141 00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:11,887 I gotta go, but I'll see you later, okay? 142 00:06:11,888 --> 00:06:12,923 Okay. I love you. 143 00:06:12,924 --> 00:06:14,200 I love you, too. 144 00:06:14,201 --> 00:06:15,340 Bye. 145 00:06:17,687 --> 00:06:19,412 "I love you"? I do love her. 146 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,794 But you met her, like, three hours ago! 147 00:06:21,795 --> 00:06:24,106 Hey, when you know, you know. 148 00:06:25,626 --> 00:06:28,283 Dude! You might want to work the party a little more 149 00:06:28,284 --> 00:06:30,492 before you break open the pinata. 150 00:06:30,493 --> 00:06:32,598 All right. Take it easy, puka shells. 151 00:06:32,599 --> 00:06:37,396 Look. I met her, I love her. What can I say? Love is in the air. 152 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,709 He ain't lying. Check that out. 153 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:43,988 The whole world has turned upside down. 154 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:46,543 Oh! Hello, everyone. 155 00:06:46,544 --> 00:06:49,269 Hey, Steph. What's up? 156 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:52,169 Oh. Did you see my little show? That's Trevor. 157 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:55,310 And Trevor is... Smelly? Deranged? Getting back at his parents? 158 00:06:55,311 --> 00:06:57,416 Is that Kenny? 159 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,764 Oh, I didn't recognize you without your Joe Piscopo costume on. 160 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:01,972 Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. 161 00:07:01,973 --> 00:07:03,525 You met this guy, what, this morning? 162 00:07:03,526 --> 00:07:04,975 And now you're... What, you're dating? 163 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:07,805 Sure, let's call it dating. 164 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:10,532 I'm gonna have a margarita for lunch. Anybody? 165 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,776 I'm all good. Okay! 166 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:14,363 They've all gone insane. 167 00:07:14,364 --> 00:07:16,918 Maybe they were always insane, and it was just so cold out 168 00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:19,955 that they moved slower so you couldn't see the insanity. 169 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:21,854 Aren't you supposed to go back to work? 170 00:07:21,855 --> 00:07:24,547 Oh, God. Yeah. I keep forgetting. 171 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:26,583 Later. 172 00:07:26,584 --> 00:07:27,963 What's up, buddy? Bobby. 173 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:30,103 What's going on, guys? Everybody's gone crazy. 174 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:31,967 Like "dancing in the streets" crazy, 175 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:34,798 or like "box of fingers under your bed" crazy? 176 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:36,524 Somewhere between those two. 177 00:07:36,525 --> 00:07:38,457 Yeah, like a happy-go-lucky guy who cuts up squirrels. 178 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,597 Well, then maybe you wouldn't mind if 179 00:07:40,598 --> 00:07:43,047 I stole you away for a little lunch in the park? 180 00:07:43,048 --> 00:07:44,186 A picnic? 181 00:07:44,187 --> 00:07:45,256 Ooh! Ooh! 182 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,017 A picnic! A picnic! 183 00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:49,985 See, I was avoiding that word for exactly that reason, 184 00:07:49,986 --> 00:07:51,677 but, yes, a picnic in the park. 185 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:55,059 I would love to. What's the occasion? 186 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,579 It's a beautiful day, I have a beautiful girlfriend. 187 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:59,305 Ooh! Ooh! 188 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:01,272 Girlfriend? No. 189 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,688 Beautiful? 190 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:04,517 Ooh! Ooh! 191 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,726 Let's go. 192 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:09,626 I was starting to think I wasn't gonna see you till the end of the winter. 193 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:12,836 I know, I know. I was so lonely sitting in my apartment. 194 00:08:12,837 --> 00:08:15,942 I had whiskey sours with my neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins. 195 00:08:15,943 --> 00:08:19,946 She thinks I'm Frank Sinatra. It was exhausting. 196 00:08:19,947 --> 00:08:22,949 But now a picnic? Oh, wait a second. You didn't forget the booze. 197 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:24,399 Oh, no. Beer. 198 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,746 Oh. But they're warm. 199 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:30,647 Maybe we should run back to Crowley's and grab some ice? 200 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:32,581 I've got a better idea. 201 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:40,898 Why am I so nervous? 202 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:42,900 You act like you've never stolen ice before. 203 00:08:42,901 --> 00:08:44,833 This is something you do regularly? 204 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,767 Cover me. I'm going in. 205 00:08:49,425 --> 00:08:50,736 Oh, my God. This kitchen is gorgeous. 206 00:08:50,737 --> 00:08:52,669 Hey! Concentrate! 207 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:55,706 There's more than one kind of ice? This place is magic! 208 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:58,502 Someone's coming! Just get the ice and get out! 209 00:08:58,503 --> 00:09:00,124 Oh, my God. You gotta see this stove. 210 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:02,402 If I had this stove, I'd learn how to cook. 211 00:09:02,403 --> 00:09:05,682 That's funny, 'cause if I had that couch, I'd be napping right now. 212 00:09:05,683 --> 00:09:06,924 There's a skylight in the closet. 213 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:09,720 There's a TV in the bathroom. 214 00:09:09,721 --> 00:09:11,101 There's a Murphy bed in the guest room. 215 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:14,000 There's a working fireplace in the den. 216 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:15,484 There's a wet bar in the bedroom. 217 00:09:15,485 --> 00:09:18,523 There's a... There's a wet bar in the bedroom? 218 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:21,007 That looks like an herb garden. 219 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,699 Yeah? What do you know about herb gardens? 220 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:24,355 Uh, enough. 221 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,840 All right. Why don't you name four herbs? 222 00:09:25,841 --> 00:09:29,637 Okay. Parsley, Italian parsley, 223 00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:34,227 Chinese parsley and Elvis Parsley? 224 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,472 Hey. What? 225 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:39,301 Let's live here. Wait, what? 226 00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:42,857 I want to buy this place, and I want you to move in with me, 227 00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:45,999 and we could live here. 228 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:48,897 Really? Yeah. 229 00:09:48,898 --> 00:09:52,487 I mean, come on. The place has heat and air! 230 00:09:52,488 --> 00:09:54,938 We could take whatever Chicago throws at us. 231 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:56,596 What do you say? 232 00:09:58,252 --> 00:09:59,494 Okay. Okay? 233 00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:01,358 Okay! Okay! 234 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:03,360 Okay! Okay! 235 00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:12,714 So you guys are shacking up now, huh? 236 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:16,235 Moving in together, man. That's big. 237 00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:18,444 All sorts of joys await you. 238 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:21,792 You guys have to see this house. It is fantastic. 239 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,414 It is. It's got a great little yard, too. 240 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,899 Ooh. Bingo will love that. 241 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,039 And does it happen to have an extra bedroom, 242 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,662 where, say, a friend could live, or... 243 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,147 They just found the place and you're already trying to move in with them? 244 00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:33,562 Mike's dog's digging up their yard. 245 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:34,667 Whoa! 246 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:37,083 Excuse me. Yeah? 247 00:10:37,084 --> 00:10:38,602 He's not really gonna... No. 248 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:39,707 And he's not gonna... No. 249 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,156 What? 250 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,502 I love your dog. Your dog is awesome. 251 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:45,402 He's the best. 252 00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:47,991 Another bartender just called in sick. That's the third one today. 253 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:49,751 You know they're not really sick, right? 254 00:10:49,752 --> 00:10:52,340 Yeah, I know, but, I mean, I've used that excuse so many times myself 255 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:53,479 I can't really say anything. 256 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,275 Well, today's your lucky day, hermano. 257 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:58,173 Yo soy un bartender. 258 00:10:58,174 --> 00:10:59,899 Really? You know how to bartend? 259 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,004 You're hired! 260 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:04,145 Uh-oh. 261 00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:07,424 It's Meredith. Hi, honey. I don't know what you're talking about. 262 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:11,014 It's still really cold here. No, you shouldn't come back early, 263 00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:13,638 because I'm sick. 264 00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,157 I panicked. 265 00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:17,330 All right, man. We gotta go. 266 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:18,780 All right, all right. 267 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:21,265 Hey, we gotta stop by my place and pick up Bingo. 268 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:22,715 No, dude. You can't bring your dog. 269 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,683 Why not? 270 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,132 'Cause, I don't know. It's against, like, health code or something. 271 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,893 Dude, they let him in here. 272 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:29,342 They let you in here. 273 00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:31,034 Point taken. Thank you. 274 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:32,276 I'm gotta take off, too. 275 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:35,763 I gotta meet my cousin, the real estate agent. 276 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:36,936 I'm really excited! 277 00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:38,007 Me, too. 278 00:11:39,112 --> 00:11:40,077 See you, buddy. 279 00:11:40,078 --> 00:11:41,769 See you. 280 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:42,977 Where'd everyone go? 281 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:44,047 Oh, we're all meeting up at John's. 282 00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:46,464 I'd invite you, but you're sick. 283 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:51,951 Well, she did say I should drink plenty of liquids. 284 00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:54,471 Dude, this is the busiest we've ever been! 285 00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:56,438 We're running kind of low on rum, though. 286 00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:58,440 That's because they can't get enough of Mike's mai tais. 287 00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:00,408 It's called a Mike-tai. That's clever. 288 00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:01,996 Well, try to push the tequila. 289 00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:04,481 Come on, man. I'm sweating through my three-pound sweater. 290 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,000 Where's my beer? 291 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:08,036 Listen. Any chance you're gonna sleep with me tonight? 292 00:12:08,037 --> 00:12:09,279 Uh, no. 293 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,177 Then embrace the back of the line! 294 00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:13,663 Can I interest any ladies in a Mike-arita? 295 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,044 Hey, guys. Hey. 296 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:19,772 Hey, P.J. I'll be right back. I love you so much. 297 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,188 I love you. 298 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:28,712 Wow. Things look like they're going well. 299 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:32,095 Yeah. We're gonna go to Columbus this weekend and meet the folks. 300 00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:34,476 That makes sense, seeing as it's your one-day anniversary. 301 00:12:34,477 --> 00:12:36,271 Uh-huh. I know you have your doubts, 302 00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:38,895 but when I'm with Heather, I feel fantastic! 303 00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:40,724 That's great, but don't you think this gorgeous weather 304 00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,139 is playing a little part in that? 305 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:44,417 I feel fantastic because I'm in love. 306 00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:47,558 Because I'm in love, I'm able to enjoy this gorgeous weather. 307 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,527 All right, fine. I'm just saying that saying "I love you" 308 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:53,668 and meeting the parents in the first week is really fast. 309 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:54,842 Uh-huh? 310 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:57,016 When did you and Bobby first say "I love you"? 311 00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:59,053 We still haven't. Really? 312 00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:01,676 Yeah, and we've been dating, what, a couple of months? 313 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:05,611 You see, Kenny, there is a healthy and natural progression to these things. 314 00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,509 I see. So it's date a couple of months, 315 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,684 move in, then say "I love you." 316 00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:13,274 Or wait, no, no, wait, or is it, celebrate your 50th anniversary, 317 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:16,381 then move in, then say "I love you"? I can't... 318 00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:18,727 Well, when you say it like that, 319 00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:21,939 it sounds like I'm making a huge mistake. 320 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,426 Oh, hey. Hey. Where's your new man? 321 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:31,982 Trevor? I'm meeting him later at a rooftop vegan barbecue and drum circle. 322 00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,984 But don't get too attached to Trevor. I'm not. 323 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,606 Really? 324 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,781 Yeah, yeah. It's just a crazy warm-weather thing, you know? 325 00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:39,818 I'm just going with the flow, 326 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,166 or as Trevor would say, "I'm keeping my stoke on." 327 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:47,447 Okay, see, well, I just went with my flow, and are you ready for this? 328 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,863 Bobby and I are moving in with each other. 329 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,071 Wow! 330 00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:53,348 It's a little crazy, right? 331 00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:54,625 A little. 332 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,801 Yeah, see, we saw this townhouse 333 00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,320 and Bobby really wanted to buy it 334 00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:03,359 and, I don't know, I mean, we haven't even said "I love you" yet. 335 00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:06,016 And it seems fast. 336 00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,984 It's fast. Yeah. 337 00:14:07,985 --> 00:14:09,364 How is the house, though? 338 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:12,126 Gorgeous. Oh, my God. You would love it. 339 00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:16,302 There are so many closets. There's a closet that has another closet in it. 340 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:18,857 Don't do this to yourself. And don't do this to me. 341 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,479 Is it still for sale? Can I afford it? 342 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,274 No. 343 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:28,832 Plus, Bobby has a history of moving really fast in relationships, you know? 344 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,835 And I don't really want to end up like Elsa. 345 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,147 Even if you could have her legs? 346 00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:34,976 No, I'd tip over on those things. 347 00:14:34,977 --> 00:14:37,772 Well, look, did it ever occur to you that Bobby just got caught up 348 00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:39,808 in this warm-weather thing, too? 349 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:41,327 I mean, he has to know this is crazy. 350 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:43,191 You think? 351 00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:46,229 Sure! My guess is as soon as the snow starts to fall again, 352 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:49,577 this whole "moving in together" idea will disappear. 353 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,027 Yeah. You're probably right. 354 00:14:51,028 --> 00:14:53,201 Yeah. I mean, look at this bar full of crazy people 355 00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:55,548 acting like they don't have to go to work in the morning. 356 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:56,791 And Mike and his dog? 357 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:57,965 And Kenny? 358 00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,037 No, Kenny's just an idiot. 359 00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:08,561 Dude, that better be water. 360 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,806 All right, you know what? Bingo has gotta go. 361 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:13,532 All right? He can't hang out here anymore. 362 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:17,812 No way. We're a team, broham. Would you split up Batman and Robin? 363 00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:20,539 Yeah. If Robin peed on the file cabinet. 364 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,610 Uncool, Bingo. 365 00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:26,891 But since he already peed, he's probably solid for another hour or so. 366 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:30,687 Hey, guys. 367 00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:32,378 Oh, my God, you're so cold. 368 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,139 It's snowing. It's snowing? 369 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,243 Yeah. 370 00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:37,107 No way! That was fast. 371 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,420 Yeah, I made the mistake of ordering an iced coffee, 372 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,422 and now I have this. 373 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:42,837 Something tells me I'm not going 374 00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:45,633 to an outdoor vegan drum circle tonight. 375 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,876 I mean, that usually goes without saying, doesn't it? 376 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:49,913 So that's it for Trevor, huh? 377 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:54,676 God, yes. I mean, the guy endlessly talked about following fish around. 378 00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,472 How random is that? 379 00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:59,440 Does she know Phish is a band? 380 00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:00,890 Let's not tell her. 381 00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:06,723 The snow is back. 382 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:10,002 What? No! This sucks! 383 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,867 Oh, grab my bag. We have to go check on my cats. 384 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:15,214 Cats? I didn't know you had cats. 385 00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:16,802 Whatever. You're gonna love them. 386 00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:19,770 I am, in fact, highly allergic to cats. 387 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:23,982 I don't believe in allergies. They're all up here. 388 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,914 No, it's actually more down in here. 389 00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:28,814 It's a very real choking sensation. 390 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:31,023 Don't be silly. Grab my bag. 391 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:34,751 Look, Heather. I don't do cats. I'm not a cat person. 392 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:37,340 Maybe it's because I will die if get near one, 393 00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:40,239 but even without that, I don't trust them. 394 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,827 My cats are like family. 395 00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:43,518 I can't believe you didn't know this about me. 396 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,175 Well, we only met, like, yesterday. 397 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,901 Okay. I suppose next you're gonna tell me 398 00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,558 you're not super into Renaissance fairs? 399 00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:51,699 Renaissance fairs? Like mutton and jousting? 400 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,769 And jesters. 401 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:55,806 Oh, no, no, no. 402 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,739 Methinks I'm starting to have grave doubts. 403 00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:00,950 Methinks the crazy cat lady is correct. 404 00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:05,714 Goodbye. 405 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:08,682 Mmm-hmm. 406 00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:16,034 I gotta give it to her. She went for the lap instead of the face. 407 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,070 That's old school. You all right? 408 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,899 Yeah. I'm just glad I nipped that in the bud 409 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:23,144 before it turned into hot mulled wine from a flagon. 410 00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:24,939 Sorry. 411 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,182 Hey, I know how to make you feel better. 412 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:27,390 How? 413 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:28,529 Hey, Mike. Hey. 414 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:30,427 Did you know it's snowing? So? 415 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:31,773 Did your Jeep come with a top? 416 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:34,638 I like my Jeeps the way I like my ladies. 417 00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:36,055 All right. 418 00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:38,746 You gotta give it a second. 419 00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:41,921 Snow! Top! Jeep! Damn it! Excuse me! 420 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,201 Yeah, that makes me happy. 421 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:52,725 Holy cow. It is really coming down. 422 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:55,314 Man, it really is. We should probably get out of here. 423 00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:56,557 Yeah. 424 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:59,077 Hey, sort of bad news. 425 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,356 I talked to my cousin, and it turns out 426 00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:04,047 that the owners of the townhouse 427 00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:05,773 already accepted an offer. 428 00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:07,913 Oh, no. That sucks. 429 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:11,951 Yeah, but she has a bunch of other places just like it 430 00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:14,575 that she wants to show us this weekend. 431 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:18,026 Gosh, you know what? This weekend I'm actually pretty busy. 432 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:21,720 Okay. Well, then we'll find some time on Monday. 433 00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:23,135 Did you see the snow? 434 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:26,139 I did. It's falling from the sky. 435 00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,108 Yeah. 436 00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:32,041 Is everything okay? 437 00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:37,391 You know what? I really miss you 438 00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:40,428 when I don't see you for three days. 439 00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:42,810 I know. Me, too. That's why we're moving in together. 440 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:46,089 No, but I think it's great that I miss you! 441 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:49,368 You know? And that's not always gonna be the case. 442 00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:51,164 What are you saying? 443 00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:52,855 Um... 444 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:57,653 I don't really think I'm ready to live with you. 445 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,278 But I thought things were really good between us. 446 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:05,315 Oh, my God, things are so great. 447 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:08,042 You know? And that's why I'm not in any hurry 448 00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:11,115 to move on from this part of our relationship. 449 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,496 What part is that? 450 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,774 It's the part that's, like, new and exciting and fun 451 00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:18,880 and, you know, my stomach jumps when you enter a room 452 00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:21,814 and you surprise me with picnics. 453 00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:23,506 And you don't think we could still do that? 454 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:27,095 Oh, honey, if we have that dining room, we ain't going on picnics. 455 00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:30,409 Yeah. Yeah, and I would never leave that couch. 456 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,100 It's just... 457 00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:35,000 You know, we only have this one chance to have this part. 458 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,312 You know? Before we live together 459 00:19:36,313 --> 00:19:37,934 and we deal with bills and plumbers 460 00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:40,557 and arguing over who's gonna tell Mike it's time to leave. 461 00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:42,663 Oh, I was just gonna never tell him where we live. 462 00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:44,183 He'd find us. 463 00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:50,533 You know what? Maybe you're right. Maybe... 464 00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:53,881 Maybe living together right now is a little bit fast. 465 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:55,124 Maybe. 466 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:00,820 I love you. 467 00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:04,996 Yeah? Yeah. 468 00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:08,517 I do. I do. I just... 469 00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:12,314 I don't know. Is that too fast? 470 00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:16,629 No. It's perfect. 471 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,048 I love you, too. Yeah? 472 00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:24,119 Mmm-hmm. 473 00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:35,163 Hey, do you want to go to my place 474 00:20:35,164 --> 00:20:37,165 and I'll clear off some space for your toothbrush? 475 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,652 Hey, hey, hey. Slow down, lady. 476 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:43,793 Come on. One thing at a time, huh? 477 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,968 And sometimes all it takes is a nice day or two 478 00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:49,108 to remind you that cold weather has its upside, too. 479 00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,389 Poop! Will you poop, please? 480 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:54,079 Night, Mike. 481 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,805 See you, guys.